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day nine


i think there is a good chance that johnny depp may be hiding out in our woods.

the other day, it was beautiful outside i decided to go on a walk. it was really snowy so i decided to follow some animal tracks for a while. then i realized that if you are going to follow animal tracks, there is always a chance that you will end up meeting the maker of them. i recognized the usual deer and bunny tracks (cute!), but then came upon something that i swear looked like big flippers with claws (ew!)...okay, i swear to god once i saw something that looked like a sea lion flipper (what it is called that do they do?) across the backyard and into the woods, but i might or might not have been hallucinating...

anyway, the next tracks i saw looked like whatever made them only had three feet. then one foot and a peg leg. seriously. what the heck is living among us???

and that's when it dawned on me...i don't watch a lot of movies, but didn't johnny depp totally just play some sort of pirate recently? i'm keeping my eyes open next time i go for a walk.


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jumping around today in:

purple dress over dress: liquidation world from about six months ago ($7)

striped socks: zellers, a year old ($5)
brown tights: (about $12)
winter boots: aldo from last year (about $75)
scrap material around waist: (free)

grand total:
about $99.08

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